Thanks, But No....

I have spent the last several days in Bratislava, Slovakia. It is my first trip abroad and I have really enjoyed. I have seen what it is like to live somewhere else, I have tried no foods. I am doing whatever I can to complete immerse myself in this new culture.....but, I do have my limits.

Exhibit A:


Never, will I feel so "Not so fresh" that I will ever use Tricky Ricky Duschgel. Way to go Europe. As if you weren't gay enough.