Thursday, December 06, 2007

Teh Interweb is so weird....

So...

I've just about totally abondoned this blog for a variety of reasons. I have no time, I have no inspiration, and there are things here that could get me in trouble so leaving it alone is the best way to distance myself from should an employer find it in the future.

But, I still somewhat keep tabs on it because I use statcounter.com to track visitor activity for this and my other websites. So, when I check on my other projects this one i always at the top of the list (being the first one i started). There has been an unexplained spike in popularity here over the past few days so I decided to dig a little deeper. When looking at the google keyword searches people had done to find there way here I was immediately very entertained and horribly disturbed. You can apparently find this website by searching for the follwing:

1. Without the decency of a reach around
2. indictment smrt
3. just smurfy profile
4. Javier Sanchez wisconsin
5. legs a kimbo

I have no idea what this means about the people that have web access or about me for putting anything on here that would align with some of those things, but i'm not going to find out. I'm just going to let it be.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Who am I?

I have not touched this in a long while. I was just rereading what my last few posts were about. When the hell did I become so political? Did you know about this? I sure didn't. The truth is I spend more hours a week watching classic cartoons on Boomerang than I do watching current events in a year.

I'll try to get back to posting here more often. I start a new job on Monday, that should provide for material, though I am wary about posting about work, I know where that can lead. We'll see. Stay tuned...

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Unified Snack Theory....

After years of research I have come to a set of undeniable truths. It might even be a dogma. Within snack foods (of the salty variety) are a set of core flavors that can do no wrong. These are: BBQ, Ranch, Sour Cream, and Cheddar. You can take any chip, wing, pretzel, potato skin, etc. and cover it in any one or combination of these flavors and can be assured of goodness. Snack makers should remember this and keep these as their core offerings. There is room for experimental fringe flavorings such as Teriyaki, but no promises are made that these will be good at all times on all things.

And remember kids, knowledge is half the battle.

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Friday, July 21, 2006

Clean as a Whistle....

It only took them 10 and a half months, but yesterday I got my letter in the mail from the gulf coast blood bank telling me that my positive HIV test last august was incorrect and that I am now eligible to donate again.

way to go guys....dragging your feet to reinstate eligible donors goes a long way towards reversing the blood shortage.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/07/20/navarrette/index.html

I went to a one week conference in Bratislava, Slovak Republic of all places. I bothered to learn enough Slovak that I could ask what time it was, ask for a drink and menu, ask for the check after a meal, say please and thank you. If I were going to mover there (of any other country) and expected to vote, i'd sure as hell learn enough of the language to be able to participate in daily conversation and read the news papers to learn about the candidates.

I went all over that city and I hardly ever saw another language. The hotel restaraunt had a smaller german language menu and that's it. Austria is a 20 minute car ride away and they didn't feel like they needed to cater to people that spoke another language. The entire country felt that if you wanted to enjoy your stay in the Slovak Republic and expected to be treated kindly, you should at least learn a little bit of the language.

Further more, most companies pay lots of money to print bills, signage, and develop marketing in other languages which in turn makes the cost of the their goods more expensive. The moment they are able to only work in the english in the united states those costs disappear.

this isn't elitist or even natavist, it's more about convenience and respect. If you want to come here and have the opportunity you dream of, then learn the culture and the language. America should not have to pander to and facilitate those who want to come here, make a living but not change anything about their lives.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Solution to the Heat vs. Mavs series....

I am as appalled as anyone about the officiating in the NBA finals this year. I'm an avid basketball and I have always been one that watches or stays for every minute of every game even if my team is losing. But I had to turn most of the games off in this series. I have seen many bad calls, phantom fouls, non-calls over the years but this was ridiculous. And I am not denying that Dallas may have won if they would have shut their eyes and blindly bulled their way to the rim in an effort to exploit the same system, but I didn't expect them to. This is a coach that played in San Antonio for a coach who would pull a player if he thought they were trying to flop for calls.

The solution is to move to a new system. The current system is much the way the rest of America has begun to work and the reason why much stuff is hosed. Americans are afraid to award people for merit or productivity in fear of hurting the feelings of those who don't do as good or as much work. The NBA awards refs for seniority and just for being on the team even if their performance slips.

So here is my proposal:

Refs should be broken into teams of six. The league should have a lot of say as to who is on these teams, but the refs should have input. Most importantly they should be able to work with their friends; the refs that they themselves get along best with. This won't always be possible and sometimes the league will just have to force a group to work together, but familiarity will breed at least respect.

These same six refs should always work together on a rotating schedule. I picked six because if there is a full slate of games, to groups of three could work games nearby. These teams could be regional, but that is not mandatory.

The purpose of this is for the refs to be comfortable not only on the court in front of the fans but also with each other. I would love, one time, to see a ref call a foul on a basket and award the free throw and have another ref come over and say "Man, you totally blew that one. I saw it, and it was not a foul." Then have them confer with the third official and have the fould waved off and the ball awarded out of bounds. I know refs are concerned about losing face, but i'd have much more respect for a ref that recognizes his mistake and fixes it than for a ref that was so arrogant as to believe that he should never have to reverse a call.

The second big benefit is consistency in the way the games are called. The same group of refs will likely call all the games they officiate similarly. There may be variation between these six man teams, but at least you would know "when I have team A, they will call charges and not allow moving screens" and "when I have team B, they will let a little more go on the outside but will call it close in the trenches." This is acceptable. Major league pitchers scout the strike zones of different Umps and adjust accordingly, NBA players and coaches can too.

For the Playoffs, in the first round the best 8 groups officiate a series each. In the second the best 4, and so on. Each year the teams are evaluated by the league office and by annonymous input from within the team and are reshuffled as necessary.

I know this plan is not full-proof. I don't even know the full number of NBA officials and how many six man teams you'd need to run a league for a season. But, theoretically the number of guys on the team could vary from as few as 4 to as many as 10, maybe 12. The important thing is to keep the groups as small as possible to reduce variability within the group. I might also refrain from designating a lead official, or distributing the senior members of the current staff evenly. The point is to not have one official with the power to assert his will on a game or a group and the rest of the officials need to feel comfortable in confronting him about a bad call. That is less likely to happen if you let a veteran official take a rookie under his wing. If you put all the vets and all the rooks on a separate team then maybe the vets will call a better game and get to work the playoffs the first few seasons, but the rooks will mature and learn together, become a cohessive unit and, hopefully, improve from year to year. Seniority and experience should be rewarded if it leads to better results, not just because someone has it.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

A real Steeler.....

After having his face rebuilt with titanium plates and screws, Ben Rothlisberger now has the advantage of not needing to wear a helmet, and if he suffers a cut, gets to intimidate people by looking like this:








hell, if I were him i'd pick a fight just the hear the *clink* as someone broke their hand on my metal nose.