I am a dirty boy...

I'm lazy.

when i woke up this morning i just picked the jeans i had been wearing yesterday up off the floor and put them on along with a tshirt and went to work. many hours later I realized that while eating gellato for dessert last night, i managed to spill some down the inside of my thigh. There is now a stain there. I hope I don't come across a dog or something that smells it and starts licking my leg. That would be awkward because then I'd feel like I owed him dinner and a movie.