Bistro....

I am convinced that Bistro is french for "20% less food", or possibly "leave hungry". For some reason every time I have been to eat at any place classified as "Bistro" I have been given a portion size barely suitable for an average sized pygme.

Is that strategery or something? "You are only 80% worthy of eating here, so we will only 80% feed you." or: "Taste our delicious morsels and long for them as you waste away to nothing." possibly even: "We are Bistro, we are hip and trendy! If you are not heroine chic, we will make you as such!"

Any way, I will not be bothering with them again. Buffet all the way! I think that will be my new campaign slogan.