Happy Birthday to Me!

So today is my birthday. I am 24 years old now. It is also Guy Fox (Fauwkes) day, for those of you who don't know he is the only man to enter parliment with honest intentions. In some protestant parts of the world it is also Pope's day. So you have three choices for today:

1) attmept to blow up the british parliment building

2) burn a likeness of the pope in effigy

3) buy me a gift and bring it to me

I'd personally prefer number three, but whatever floats your boat.