Thoughts for the day....

Tree hugging hippie: "You should not eat meat, it's bad."
Me: "But, I have to eat something that used to be alive. All the flavor is in the soul."

Me: "I heard in the house of wax movie, Paris Hilton takes an arrow to the head and you can see skull shattering brain splatter and everything. I kind of want to see it just for that."
Friend: "Paris Hilton? Brain Splatter? That's not realistic."