I should probably post something...

It has been a while and my life has been lame this week, so there is relatively little to report.

I have figured out why I am always so fit and trim, and never have to worry about getting fat. I sprint eat. I have started to notice that whenever I go out to eat with anyone I end up finishing in less than half the time they do and just end up staring at them and yelling at them to hurry up because i am bored. I am guessing I burn a lot more calories eating than most people. I don't skip any steps, i chew, i swallow, though I'm not sure I breath that regularly. I just do it all quickly. I've started keeping track over the past couple of days and found that I can eat a cheese steak sandwich in 3 minutes, a foot long meatball sub in 4, a bowl of ravioli in 3, 2 bowls of honey nut chex in 5, and a one pound bag of peanutbutter M&M's in about 8. Keep in mind this is all while holding conversations or working. I don't try to eat as fast as I can, I just don't pay attention to what I'm doing while I talk to people over a lunch and next thing I know I'm done. Maybe gnomes or squirles are stealing my food while i'm not paying attention.

Yes, my life is sad. I hope my friends stop wanting to be productive so I can actually go out and do something next week.