Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Another Dream Crushed....

The NFL has published a list of words that are not allowed to appear on the back of custom NFL jerseys.

I'm sure somewhere in the country a little boy named Jeffery Poontang, or Tommy Snatchpatch, or even Christopher Luckycammeltoe is crying because he found out that he will never be able to have an NFL jersey with his name on the back.

4 Comments:

At 5:28 PM, Blogger Blog ho said...

Shit. My last name is Snatchpatch. I'll never go pro, i guess.

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger aughra said...

Very thorough - both spellings of AssClown/Klown.

 
At 3:49 PM, Blogger Jonathan Jenkins Ichikawa said...

I heard on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" that someone tried to buy a jersey with the name "Gay", which corresponds to a New England Patriot, and failed.

I also heard that "Bin Laden" *is* a permissible NFL jersey.

 
At 7:41 PM, Blogger Anti-Blogger said...

I go by the name "Jacque Strahp"...damn, that was stupid. Nevermind.

 

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