State Mottos

Some states have really bad mottos. For example, Texas, the greatest state in the nation, has "Friendship" as its official motto. Rather weak.

On the other hand, New Hampshire has "Live Free or Die". That kicks ass, but it's friggin' New Hampshire. They're state motto should be something like "85% of american public highschool students don't even know we exist". So i'm pushing for Texas to steal New Hampshire's state motto.

Some other state mottos that should be:

Nevada - "Just hope no one finds out"
Oklahoma - "The hat of Texas"
North Dakota - "We might as well be Canada"
South Dakota - "At least we aren't North Dakota"
Arkansas - "You sure do got a purty mouth"
Kentucky - "Can't nobody kiss as good as my sister"
Arizona - "Melanoma capital of the west"
Kansas/Nebraska - "Amber waves of boredom"
Wyoming - "We both think it's a great place to live"
Conecticut - "A Suburb of New York"
New Jersey - "The crime riddled slum of New York"
Massachusets - "We're WICKED AWESOME!"
Louisianna - "Here's what I think of your open container laws...."
Virginia - "We are officially sponsored by Winston and Nextel"