Stuck in a rut...
It's the same thing every weekend:
sit around a drink alot.
go get a hooker.
find out the hooker is a guy.
beat the hooker to death in a blind rage.
dispose of the body.
call in sick on monday so you can go inform everyone concerned what your alibi is.
i wish something new and different would happen in my life, this vicious cycle is getting pretty boring.
posted by B @ 8:32 AM
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3 Comments:
Ever tried being more creative when disposing of the body? Like leaving it on the doorstep of someone you hate?
first hooker THEN drinking, jesus, what do they teach in college these days?
-take dump on hooker's chest then bounce around the room cackling like Janice from "Friends."
-dispose of body.
there. that variation should keep you busy for a few days.
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